So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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