I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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