Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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