If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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