We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
