these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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