Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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