your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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