Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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