so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
