If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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