You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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