Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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