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so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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