Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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