Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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