I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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