while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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