Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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