South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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