Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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