My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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