yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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