jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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