you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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