I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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