somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
should my penis look like a turkey
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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