so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Randomize
