The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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