yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
im on a boat
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