Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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