Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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