on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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