You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
