Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I deserve to be covered in dicks
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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