this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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