i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Actions speak louder than pants.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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