there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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