Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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