Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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