This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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