Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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