Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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