Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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