I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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