I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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