what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I think pants incapable of making pants work
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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