you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I need a burrito and a hug.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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