you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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