Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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