i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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