She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize