she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
