Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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