put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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