They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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