I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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