I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This is the high leading the old right now
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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