420 ftw
accomplished twins. life is a go
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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